(843): I need a second opinion on who’s blood is in my car.

(517): My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.

It’s totally up to you; I’m not really picky when it comes to submissions. You can submit only a text if you want, or you can arrange it on an image and send that in. You could also send me a text with a suggestion for a character or scene to use, or you could send in a specific image with the text as the caption, if you don’t have the means to put them together. (Honestly, I usually just go to http://www.lunapic.com/editor/ and upload my screenshots and fonts to make them.)

I think the only way a submission wouldn’t work is if you submit an image without a text. But no one’s done that in the five or so months I’ve been around, so I doubt that’s an issue.

(704): He just kept saying “Come on Iron Man, you can do this!” to himself the whole time.

- Submitted by Zuzeca.

(513): Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we’re done?

(334): He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

- Submitted by theotakuholic.

(304): STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!

- Submitted by pinkrobotgirl.

(248): We should go out drinking together soon
(734): I’m still not going to have sex with you

(469): Tornado booty call.. dedication

- Submitted by gerbilzilla.

(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night. I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up.
(1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”

- Submitted anonymously.

(306): We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together

That’s exactly it. Texts From Last Night doesn’t have that many TF-related texts anyway, so people submit whichever ones make them laugh or remind them of a certain character. Then I find a screenshot from the show that seems to fit and put them together.

There are a lot of blogs that do this with other series, too. Sometimes having background information about the characters makes it funnier, but usually you can enjoy them without needing context. It’s just some goofy humor.

(517): This baby is an asshole

(650): so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
(1-650): did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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Thanks for the kind words, Anon. I was actually really surprised by how popular the last few have been.